1. My brain is a fragile ecosystem, and a Power Nap is the only thing holding it together.
2. I've been up for 12 hours, and my body is now a human-shaped dust bunny.
3. A Power Nap is the only way to ensure a 100% chance of getting a 4-hour workday.
Why I Need a Vacation, but for now, let's just focus on this.
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