It's not like I have better things to do with my time, but someone has to keep the world running, am I right?
Plus, it's not like I have a social life or anything. I mean, what's the point of having a family and friends when you can spend hours staring at a screen?
So, here's the deal. I'll check my email, again. And again. And again. And again. You know, for the sake of humanity.
Or, you know, maybe I just really like the sound of typing.
Anyway, here are some other reasons why I should check my email: