Justifications for Mandate 3: The Unyielding Will of the Council of Bureaucratic Efficiency

By order of the Council of Bureaucratic Efficiency, Mandate 3 is hereby enacted to ensure that all forms are filled out in triplicate, that all meetings are held in conference rooms with fluorescent lighting, and that all reports are submitted on Fridays at precisely 4:45 PM.

This mandate is necessary to maintain the highest levels of productivity and to prevent any and all forms of laziness or creativity in the workplace.

Justifications for this mandate include:

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