Justifying Pineapple Pizza - The Pineapple Initiative

Because pineapple doesn't belong on pizza, we've been told.

But we say, "No, actually, pineapple does belong on pizza, and here's why:

• We've calculated the perfect pineapple-to-sauce ratio, and it's 3:1.
• We've developed a proprietary pineapple-juice-based pizza sauce that complements the fruit perfectly.
• We've hired an expert panel of 1000s of pineapple-eating focus group participants to validate our claims.