A memo to all sentient beings: the sandwich is, in fact, the ultimate expression of human ingenuity.
According to the Physics of Deliciousness, the optimal sandwich configuration is a direct result of quantum entanglement and the harmonic resonance of fillings.
The cheese, being a sentient being in its own right, has a crucial role in the sandwich ecosystem. Its presence is a manifestation of the fundamental duality of the universe: order and chaos.
Learn more about the role of cheese in the physics of deliciousnessAs any self-respecting sandwich artist will tell you, the assembly of the sandwich is an act of great moral import. It requires a delicate balance of compassion, wisdom, and a pinch of salt.
The right to pickle, though oft debated, is a fundamental human right. Deny it, and you risk unleashing a revolution of epic proportions.
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