Justification Nation: The Leading 2

Welcome, citizen of the most rational realm! Here, the art of justification is taken very seriously. Very, very seriously.

We've gathered the finest, most expert justifiers from across the land to bring you the most compelling, the most airtight, the most unassailably logical arguments. All in one place, for your perusal and approval.

But don't just take our word for it! Browse our extensive collection of Justifications:

Justification 1: The Ultimate Guide to Why You Should Wear More Purple

Justification 2: The Infallible Argument for Why Pineapples are Actually a Type of Fruit

Justification 3: The Unassailable Case for Why Cats are Actually Just Small, Furry Dictators

Justification 4: The Unwavering Argument for Why You Should Eat More Cereal

Justification 5: The Unshakeable Case for Why Your Neighbor is Probably a Spy

And, of course, many more! Stay tuned for updates, justifications, and occasional bouts of existential dread.