By Order of the Galactic Emperor, it is hereby decreed that all sentient beings must comply with the following regulations:
All beings are required to surrender their freedom of movement and autonomy to the Galactic Empire.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: reeducation, forced labor, and/or termination of existence.
All beings are required to practice mindfulness and meditation for a minimum of 30 minutes daily, lest they face the wrath of the Imperial Mind-Control Squad.