Mandate 3 Justifications: Subsection 2.1.2.2

A section so obscure, it's like trying to find the meaning of life in a spreadsheet

For the purposes of this mandate, we define a justifications as a series of reasons why you should do the thing we're telling you to do.

• Point 1: Because we said so
• Point 2: Efficiency, or so we claim
• Point 3: Because someone else did it, and look how well it turned out

Subpoint 1.1.1.1: Because we're not actually paying attention

We're too busy counting the number of justifications we've written to actually consider your arguments

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