Because who doesn't want to justify the existence of a government mandate in the year 2023? Here are our justifications:
We have a 100% scientifically-backed study that shows the effectiveness of our mandate in increasing the national average of "I'm a functioning adult" ratings.
Our team of highly-paid economists have crunched the numbers and determined that our mandate will increase the national GDP by at least 3.5% in the next fiscal quarter.
Our research indicates that the citizens who oppose our mandate are actually just secretly trying to get out of doing the dishes.
Learn more about our justifications and their supporting data: