The Space Between Dates

A Study on the Mandatory Justifications

In the grand tradition of intergalactic bureaucracy, the Space Between Dates is a crucial component of the Cosmic Mandate.

The Space Between Dates is not just a gap, nor is it merely a pause. It is a deliberate, calculated expanse of time and space that separates the past from the present and the present from the future.

But why, you ask, is the Space Between Dates so important?

Well, my inquisitive friend, it is because the Space Between Dates allows us to:

• Prevent the dreaded Date-Overlap Syndrome (a condition characterized by the simultaneous existence of multiple dates within the same temporal coordinate)
• Ensure that our calendars remain coherent and our schedules do not become hopelessly entangled
• Facilitate the proper execution of the Intergalactic Calendar Reform Act (IGCRA) of 3056

And that's not all, folks! The Space Between Dates also has a profound impact on the local wildlife. In fact, did you know that the Space Between Dates is home to the elusive and highly endangered Galactic Gnu?

Visit our wildlife page to learn more.