Mandates and Justifications Subsection 1

You are here because you requested the most obscure and esoteric of justifications. Well, we're happy to oblige.

We've compiled a list of the most arbitrary and self-serving of reasons for why our mandate is, in fact, a mandate:

• Reason 1: Because we said so.
• Reason 2: Historical precedent, of course.
• Reason 3: The universe is a vast and uncaring expanse, and if we want to do something, we do it.

But wait, there's more! Click here for more justifications, or here to see why our mandate is actually a thinly veiled excuse to watch cat videos all day.