Subsection 2.1.1.1: The "I'm Not A Morning Person" Edition
This subsubsection exists for those who wish to justify their tardiness in a meeting or social gathering. You know, the ones who claim they were up all night "working on a project" or "meditating" or "reorganizing the sock drawer".
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Remember, these justifications are totally legitimate reasons, and you can totally use them in real life. Or, you know, not.