Subsection 2.1.3: The Official Guide to Justifying Everything

Justification 101: The art of making anything seem reasonable.

Justifying your actions to others is a delicate dance of convincing them that your questionable choices were, in fact, brilliant and not at all a result of sheer laziness.

To truly master the art of justifying, one must first understand the fundamental principles of:

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