MANDATE OF THE DAY

Today's Mandate: "Wear pants."

By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm, you are hereby commanded to don a pair of pants at all times.

This is not a drill, citizen. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: loss of snack privileges, mandatory attendance at weekly lectures on "The Importance of Socks," and possible forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show."

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