Welcome, underachiever. We're glad you're here. As a seasoned expert in the art of doing the bare minimum, you know that life is short, but your to-do list is long. That's why we've created this comprehensive guide to help you coast through your responsibilities with style and ease.
Key Tenets of Mandate 2:
Sub-Mandate 1: The Art of Creating a To-Don't List | Sub-Mandate 2: The Joy of Saying No Without Really Saying No | Sub-Mandate 3: The Secret to Mastering the Art of Baking a Halfway-Edible Cookie