Mandate 3 Addenda 4: The Unyielding Directive

By order of the Supreme Council, you are hereby instructed to attend to the matters of the Coffee Machine.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Loss of all snacks
• Revocation of all privileges
• Assignment to a remedial course of Extreme Ironing

Hyperlinks:

• Mandate 3 Addenda 5: The Snack Revolt (for those seeking further instruction)
• Mandate 3 Addenda 6: The Extreme Ironing Handbook (for those seeking to avoid Extreme Ironing)