Mandate 3: The Unyielding Edict

A Decree of Utter Futility

By the Power vested in Us, We, the Supreme Ruler of This Domain, do hereby issue this Mandate.

Article 2: The Inalienable Right to Procrastinate

Section 1: The Right to Do Nothing

Section 2: The Right to Do It Again

Section 3: The Right to Repeat Oneself

By the Power vested in Us, We, the Supreme Ruler of This Domain, do hereby decree this Mandate to be the law of the land.

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