Section 1: The Famous French Touque Section
Warning: This section contains extremely high levels of Frenchness. Prolonged exposure may cause excessive use of the word "ooh la la!"
Section 1.1: The Secret to Cooking the Perfect Omelette
Section 1.2: The Officially Unofficial Guide to French Kisses
Also see:
APPENDIX 3: THE FAMOUS FRENCH BAGUETTE SECTION
APPENDIX 2: THE FAMOUS FRENCH COUCH SECTION
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