Tuesday Mandates

Because Monday's Overrated, Apparently

By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that Tuesday is the superior day of the week. All hail Tuesday!

But, of course, with great power comes great responsibility. Hence, we have the Tuesday Mandates:

Rule 1: Coffee is Mandatory

Caffeine is the lifeblood of productivity, and Tuesdays are no exception. Don't even think about it.

Rule 2: The Week's Most Important Day