MANDATE 3 REGULATIONS

By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm, you are hereby required to:

Section 1: Mandatory Pajama Day

On every Thursday, all citizens are mandated to wear their pajamas in public. Failure to comply will result in a fine of 1000 Galactic Credits.

Exceptions

Section 2: Mandatory Use of Sarcasm

Citizens are required to use at least three instances of sarcasm in every conversation. Failure to comply will result in reeducation.

Exceptions

Section 3: Mandatory Use of Jellified Food

All citizens are mandated to consume only jellified food products, including jellified water, jellified milk, and jellified pizza.

Exceptions