Rule 1: All meetings will be held on Tuesdays, because Mondays are clearly for the birds and Wednesdays are for amateurs.
Rule 2: All reports must include at least 3 unnecessary graphs, because data visualization is an art form, not a science.
Read Rule 3: The infamous "Bureaucratic Loop"
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Because we value clarity over creativity, our rules are subject to change at any moment without warning, so don't bother printing them out, you'll just end up with last week's version.