Manifesto of the Supreme Leader

This is article 2, where we discuss the sacred principles of the Supreme Leader's vision.

Principle 1: The Importance of Wearing Socks

ประก The Supreme Leader decrees that wearing socks is not only acceptable, but mandatory.

Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

1. Forfeiting all future access to the cafeteria.
2. Being forced to watch reruns of "The Great Leader's Greatest Hits" for eternity.
3. Having to attend mandatory "Socks-Only" fashion seminars.

Hyperlink to "Socks: The Supreme Leader's Guide" here.

Or, for a more in-depth look at our sock-related policies, visit Article 3.