By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that all employees will wear pants on Mondays and Fridays, but not on Tuesdays or Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: extra chores, loss of privileges, and/or being forced to attend mandatory disco parties on Saturday nights.
Furthermore, I command that all meetings will be held in the nearest available coffee shop, and that all breaks will be taken on the hour, every hour. Don't even think about trying to sneak in an extra cup of coffee, or you'll face the wrath of the leader.
Oh, and one more thing: the office microwave will be off-limits until further notice. Don't even think about it, just... don't.
— Our Great Leader
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