Philosurfing is a journey prophets and sages have undertaken for centuries. It's like, but not quite like, surfing, but, you know, with more thinking. And, honestly, more existential dread.
Here, you will find the most pressing questions humanity has ever faced, and the most unhelpful answers. It's a real treat.
You are a prophet, or at least, you're pretending to be. Prophetsandwichs are for those who seek answers, or, you know, just for the sake of being dramatic. Try one, it's a real thing.
What is a Prophetsandwich?