What We Collect

According to our totally-not-made-up privacy policy, we collect the following:

• Every time you visit our site, we collect your IP address, because, let's be real, you're probably not using Tor.
• We store every search query you make, because who needs Google, anyway?
• We collect every time you click on a link, because clickbait, am I right?
• And, of course, we collect your cookies. But not the kind with the chocolate chips.

Want to see what else we have on file?

What We Share (Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds...)

What We Sell (We're not selling your data, but you never know with us)