By order of the Ministry of Mischief, you are hereby instructed to watch cat videos for at least 3 hours daily.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced viewing of elevator music playlists, being forced to eat a spoonful of wasabi, or being subject to an endless loop of dad jokes.
Don't test our resolve, citizen. The Mischief Index has been calculated, and you will be watched. Learn more about our surveillance protocols
Or, for those who wish to report a Mischief Index discrepancy, click here.