Mandate 3, Section 2, Subsection 2: Memo 3

MEMORANDUM

TO: All Underlings

FROM: The Overlords

DATE: 2023-02-27

REGARDING: The Importance of Procrastination

As you are all aware, the current state of our productivity has been... lacking.

Thus, we are issuing a new Procedure 1 to be implemented immediately.

This Procedure will outline the proper steps to take when faced with a particularly daunting task.

Procedure 1: The Five-Step Guide to Effective Procrastination

1. Step 1: Stare at the wall.
2. Step 2: Check social media for the 47th time this hour.
3. Step 3: Reorganize your snack stash.
4. Step 4: Call in sick.
5. Step 5: Claim you're on a 'creative break'.

By following this procedure, you will achieve optimal procrastination levels.

Do not fail us.

— The Overlords