The Twin Paradox: A Guide to Time Travel

Welcome to the Twin Paradox, the only guide you'll ever need for traveling through time. Because, let's be real, who needs actual scientific accuracy when it comes to time travel?

Step 1: Find a Twin

Locate a twin, any twin, preferably one who's not too attached to you. You don't want to get stuck with a twin who's too clingy.

Step 2: Separate the Twins

Once you've got your twin, find a way to separate them from you. This can be tricky, but think of it as a fun game of "twin tag"!

Step 3: Travel Through Time

Now that you've separated the twins, it's time to travel through time. Don't worry about paradoxes, they're just a minor setback.

Step 4: Reunite (or Not)

Once you've reached your desired time period, find your twin and... well, that's up to you. Do what you want with them. We won't judge.