It's a time-traveling mess of epic proportions! Someone, somewhere, has gone haywire with the space-time continuum.
Reports are coming in of events both past and future colliding in a glorious mess of paradoxes and anachronisms. The very fabric of reality is unraveling before our eyes!
Our team of highly trained chrono-disaster response agents are working around the clock to contain the damage and prevent further disruptions to the timeline.
The anomaly has been detected in the vicinity of the ancient city of Atlantis, where a temporal rift has created a swirling vortex of chaos.
Multiple timelines are intersecting, causing historical figures such as Leonardo da Vinci and Albert Einstein to engage in a heated game of "Who Can Build the Most Ridiculous Time-Traveling Device"?
We recommend that you avoid any areas with excessive time-traveling activity, as the risk of paradoxical encounters with your past or future self is high.
Stay tuned for further updates, and in the meantime, try to enjoy the thrilling spectacle of the chrono-disaster unfolding before your very eyes!
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