A: To boldly go where no sock has gone before.
Or, more accurately, to provide you with an endless supply of extremely long socks for your extremely long feet.
A: A proprietary blend of 99% cotton, 1% pure awesomeness.
Don't ask us, we're not made of socks.
A: Yes, but why would you want to?
They're designed to make you look like a clown, but hey, that's a personal preference.
A: Only as long as you don't get them tangled up in your cat.
But seriously, we use industrial-strength thread, so you should be good to go for at least a few wear-and-tears.
A: Oh, you want to know about our secret color palette?
Let's just say we have a 'limited palette of infinite colors'.
A: Why would you want to when you can visit us in person?
But seriously, you can shop with us online or in our stores, we're open 24/7.
Stay extra-long-socked, people!
Or not.