We're sorry, you're not having as much fun as you thought you would. That's not our fault, though. We're not responsible for the crushing existential dread that's setting in.
Perhaps you should consider taking up knitting or something?
Here's a link to our Bad Ideas subpage. You might find it mildly entertaining.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Escaping the Mandatory Fun.
Or, if you're just plain lazy, Just Stay in Bed might be more your speed.
Good luck, and try not to think too much about the meaninglessness of existence.