Decree 1: Explained

By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Leader, hereby declare that all citizens are required to eat at least three servings of vegetables daily. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Decree 2: The Importance of Properly Flossing Decree 3: The Mandatory Use of Socks with Toes