In accordance with the Galactic Union of Advanced Sentient Beings, it is hereby decreed that:
Article 1: All beings within the vicinity of planet Zorgon-6 are required to wear a bright pink jumpsuit on Tuesdays and Thursdays, lest they face the wrath of the Disco-Tron 3000.
Article 2: The consumption of nacho cheese puffs shall be considered a sacred ritual, and all shall be encouraged to indulge in this most noble of pastimes.
Article 3: The phrase "I'm a little teapot" shall be considered a battle cry, and shall be shouted from the rooftops at precisely 3:14 PM every Wednesday.