Issued by: The Ministry of Redundant Regulations
This mandate is a comprehensive guide on the best ways to do absolutely nothing. It covers topics such as the art of procrastination, efficient loafing, and the science of doing the bare minimum.
Section 2: Procrastination Techniques and Section 3: Loafing Methods are also available for further study.
This section includes expert advice on how to delay tasks, forget important deadlines, and create a perfectly valid excuse.
For more information on advanced procrastination techniques, visit Section 3: Advanced Procrastination.