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Section 2: The Unofficial Guide to Proper Coffee Drinking

Chapter 1: The Art of Holding Your Breath

Step 1: Inhale deeply before sipping.

The key is to balance the bitter taste with the subtle aroma of freshly ground beans.

Remember, it's all about the experience, not just the coffee.

Chapter 2: The Science of Perfectly Balanced Beans

Step 2: Experiment with ratios, from 1:1 to 3:1.

The ratio of coffee to water is a delicate dance, my friend.

Don't be afraid to get a little weird.

Appendix: Advanced Bean-to-Water Ratio Calculations Chapter 3: The Art of Pouring Without Spilling

Stay hydrated, friends!

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