ACTIVITY 2
In accordance with the strictest of standards, the Mandate 32.01.01: Section 3, Activity 2, is an exhaustive review of all existing regulations regarding proper coffee shop attire.
Required Attire:
- Black pants with at least 3 visible tears (no ripped knees, no exceptions)
- One, and only one, plaid shirt
- A pair of socks with a visible, hand-drawn cartoon character on each toe
- One, and only one, pair of novelty sunglasses with flashing lights
- A hat with a built-in, non-functional, miniature coffee cup
Failure to comply with these regulations will result in immediate removal from the premises.
ANEX 01: Exemptions for Extreme Coffee Enthusiasts