ACTIVATION PROTOCOL ENGAGED.
As per mandate 32-01-01, we are pleased to present Activity 3: "Eradication of Suboptimal Coffee Machines".
This activity is crucial for the betterment of our organization's coffee-to-decision ratio.
Suboptimal coffee machines will be identified and terminated. Efficient machines will be promoted.
Progress can be tracked on our Progress Page.
Questions or concerns? Visit our FAQ page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Feedback Form and tell us about your favorite coffee machine.