Section 4: The Color Wheel of Despair
In this section of the mandate, we explore the depths of color theory, where the boundaries between hue and sanity are blurred beyond recognition.
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Red (for the rage that comes with being a color mandate enforcer)
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Blue (for the despair that comes with trying to find a matching color)
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Cyan (for the existential crisis that occurs when you realize you're stuck with a color mandate)
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Yellow (for the optimism that comes with finding a color that's not completely terrible)
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