MANDATE: Section 2

Activity 5: Mandatory Self-Improvement Initiative

Welcome, subject number 4, to Section 2, Activity 5. As a valued member of our Mandatory Self-Improvement Initiative, you are expected to excel in the following areas:

Procrastination Management: Develop a comprehensive system for avoiding tasks.
Snack Food Optimization: Discover the perfect balance between productivity and potato chip consumption.
Self-Portrait Photography: Learn to appreciate the beauty of your own reflection.

Proceed to Section 3 for further instructions. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, proceed to Activity 6: Mandatory Socialization.