Mandate 33-04-02/02

You have reached the most obscure mandate in the land of bureaucratic excess. This is the 33rd revision of the 04-02-02 mandate, which was hastily rewritten in response to an emergency meeting that lasted 17 hours and 14 minutes.

Sub-Mandate 33-04-02/02-01

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Sub-Mandate 33-04-02/02-01-01

Section 1, subsection 2 of this mandate is currently under review by the Bureaucratic Review Board (BRB) and is expected to be released in 6-8 weeks.

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Sub-Mandate 33-04-02/02-01-02

Section 1, subsection 3 of this mandate is currently being contested by a small but vocal group of protesters in the town square.

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