The Consequences of Cookie Refusal

Warning: Refusing cookies can have severe consequences. Like, really severe.

You may experience:

Spontaneous combustion due to the buildup of pent-up rage from not being able to access our site's cookie-based features.
Loss of productivity as you're forced to spend your day imagining what could have been if only you'd clicked "accept cookies".
Uncontrollable urges to consume large quantities of cookies, leading to a vicious cycle of craving and despair.

Don't say we didn't warn you.