Advanced Suffering Mandate

In a shocking turn of events, the Nekonomical Crises has been declared a national emergency. The government has mandated the implementation of Advanced Suffering protocols, which require all citizens to wear a special brand of crippling existential dread. Don't worry, it's just the usual bureaucratic red tape.

As a result, the following measures will be taken:

• Article 14, Section 3 of the Constitution will be rewritten to include the phrase "Suffering is our new reality"
• The national anthem will be rewritten to feature only the sound of screams and despair
• Every public restroom will be replaced with a portal to a never-ending abyss

But don't just take our word for it! Read more about the Nekonomical Crises in our in-depth guide:

Nekosuffering Survival Guide

Or, for an alternative perspective, check out our sister site, Nekoskeptics

Nekosuffering Survival Guide

This guide is a comprehensive resource for navigating the Nekonomical Crises and its associated Advanced Suffering protocols. It covers topics such as:

• The art of perfecting the art of despair
• Strategies for coping with existential dread
• How to survive on nothing but hope and despair

Don't miss out on this invaluable resource! Download it now and start surviving the Nekonomical Crises in style.

Nekoskeptics

For those of you who refuse to believe in the Nekonomical Crises, or worse, think it's a conspiracy, welcome to Nekoskeptics. This site is dedicated to the art of doubt and denial. Read our latest conspiracy theories and debunk the official narrative:

Is the government really trying to control our minds with Advanced Suffering? Or is it just a clever ploy to get us to wear more stylish existential dread-themed clothing? Find out in our exclusive exposé: The Nekoskeptics Exposé