WHISKER WAXING CONTRAINDICATIONS

WARNING: WHISKER WAXING IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. THE FOLLOWING ITEMS ARE CONTRAINDICATED FOR WHISKER WAXING:

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO WHISKER WAX WITHOUT PROPER TRAINING OR EQUIPMENT. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

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