WHISKER WAXING CONTRAINDICATIONS

WARNING: WHISKER WAXING IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. THE FOLLOWING ITEMS ARE CONTRAINDICATED FOR WHISKER WAXING:

• Cat Hair
• Furry Faux Pas
• Whisker Whimsy

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO WHISKER WAX WITHOUT PROPER TRAINING OR EQUIPMENT. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

• Excessive Whiskerburn
• Uncontrollable Whiskerfrizz
• Whiskerwhack-induced Trauma