Section 4: The Art of Being a Bureaucrat
Subsection: Tenets of the Trade
As a seasoned Felinet, you're probably no stranger to the art of doing nothing. But did you know that there's an art to it? A delicate balance of productivity and procrastination, of meeting and not meeting expectations? It's all about finding the sweet spot where doing and not doing blend into a harmonious union, like a perfectly crafted bureaucratic symphony.
- 1. The Tenet of Red Tape: Know that there's a form for everything, and that everything has a form.
- 2. The Tenet of Bureaucratic Sclerosis: A good Bureaucrat knows when to let things go to hell, and when to make them worse.
- 3. The Tenet of Theoretical Inefficiency: A well-crafted excuse is like a work of art, a masterpiece of obfuscation.
- 4. The Tenet of Procedural Paralysis: A good Bureaucrat knows when to slow things down, and when to make them grind to a halt.
- 5. The Tenet of Creative Inaction: The art of doing nothing is a skill that requires great dedication and practice.
And remember, a good Bureaucrat is always in control, even when they're not.
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