Felinetics Directive 42-F: Mandatory Feline Training

Warning: Felinetics are not actually real. Do not attempt to follow this directive in real life.

For optimal felinetic results, please wear a tutu and a fedora.

Felinetics are highly sensitive to caffeine. Do not consume before or after felinetic training.Felinetics are not responsible for any damage caused by their tutu-clad feet.

In case of emergency, contact the Feline Overlords.

Felinetic training not included. Liability not assumed.

Sub-Directive 42-F/1: Feline Agility Training

Sub-Directive 42-F/1/1: Feline Parkour Sub-Directive 42-F/1/2: Extreme Feline Yoga Sub-Directive 42-F/1/3: Feline Extreme Ironing

Sub-Directive 42-F/2: Feline Stealth Training

Sub-Directive 42-F/2/1: Feline Invisibility Training Sub-Directive 42-F/2/1/1: Feline Hacking 101