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As an expert in the art of self-inflicted pain, we'll teach you the most advanced whipping techniques to make your suffering truly unforgettable. From the gentle lashing of a thousand tiny pinpricks to the brutal tourniquet of a well-placed boot to the face, we've got you covered.