MANDATES 2023

The Most Important Mandates of the 21st Century

Mandate 1: Mandatory Puns

As a Minister of Mandates, it is hereby decreed that all official documents and speeches shall include a minimum of 5% puns.

Mandate 5: Felinization of all Things Mandate 6: Mandatory Sarcasm

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