Office Conflict Resolution Strategy 1: "The Mandate of Feline Supremacy"

When dealing with office conflicts, it's essential to remember: cats are always right. This strategy involves establishing a clear hierarchy with your feline overlords and negotiating with their appointed representatives.

• Step 1: Convince your cat to let you live in the office
• Step 2: Establish clear boundaries with your feline colleagues
• Step 3: Negotiate with the feline leadership council

By following these steps, you'll be well on your way to establishing a harmonious office ecosystem with your feline coworkers.

Disclaimer: This strategy is not endorsed by any major business publication or professional organization. Use at your own peril.