Protocol 4: Unrequited Love (U4)
Warning: Unrequited love can be hazardous to your social status, emotional well-being, and sanity. Proceed with caution.
When your crush has 300+ unread messages in their chat log, but still hasn't responded to your "Hey, what's up?" from 3 weeks ago. It's time to move on.
Or, you know, just send 10 more "Hey, what's up?"s and maybe they'll get the hint.
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