Welcome to the most epic romance fail stories in the multiverse!
Here's a few tips on how not to mess up your love life:
Or, you know, just do what we've done: fail miserably at love, and have the most entertaining time doing it.
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FelinetipsWarning: this subpage contains more bad advice, because, let's be real, we're all just winging it here.